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VOLDEMORT IS RETURNING

I am a genius. Today, the world’s total population will reach 7 billion people. There are 7 Harry Potter books. 7 horcruxes. 7 is God’s perfect number (according to the Bible). Lily and James Potter were killed on October 31, 1981. Coincidence? I think not. We should all prepare for Lord Voldemort’s return… Just saying.

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